Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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