Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
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She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
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My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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