Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
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I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
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An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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