How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
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I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
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I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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