Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
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Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
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What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
And then my night got REAL pukey
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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