After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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