Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
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