He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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