is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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