I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
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I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
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You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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