I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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