Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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