elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
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We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
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You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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