we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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