Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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