connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
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I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
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i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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