Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
No subtext here. People are naked.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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