Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
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