I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
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1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
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Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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