Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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