let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
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I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
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Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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