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my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
im on a boat
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