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This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason

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(303): View more from Colorado

meet me or not, i'm out of control

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(440): View more from Ohio

Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue

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(386): View more from Florida

You going to midnight mass? we need a dd

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(510): View more from California

At what point did I eat out of your mouth?

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(519): View more from Ontario

you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..

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(850): View more from Florida

Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.

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(248): View more from Michigan

I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her

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