I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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