If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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