The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
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I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
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Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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