UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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