just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
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We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
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Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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