I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
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The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
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Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor