Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor