Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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