if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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