Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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