I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
You dont lie about slip and slides
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
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