do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
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The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
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He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
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