I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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