is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
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the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
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There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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