omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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