what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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