she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
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Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
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What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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