So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
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