I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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