I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
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Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
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How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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