He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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