I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
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I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
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He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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