I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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