Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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