i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
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when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
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Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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