Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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