you mean i was at the winter classic?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
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So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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