So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
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