How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
i would one night stand the shit outta him
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He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
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Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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