I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
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If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
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I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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