Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
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there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
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YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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