Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
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We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
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I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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